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 Post subject: Weirdest memory you have
PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:50 pm GMT 
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I'll start. My cousin Mordecai (that's his name) and I were both pegged to a wall by a nailgun. Mordecai yanked his out and went for my door, nail through his arm. We started screaming for our aunt, who got one in her stomach. Her husband, uncle Popeye (not his real name obviously) caught one in his leg and grabbed the little moron. By his incident he killed two cows and made six sheep lame. Worst cousin ever.

Mind, these are not for killing livestock, they're for driving things through concrete.

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 Post subject: Re: Weirdest memory you have
PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:22 am GMT 
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I, um... holy shit. But as weird memories go, I'm drawing a complete blank here. I'll come back when I remember something.


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 Post subject: Re: Weirdest memory you have
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:26 pm GMT 
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One time there was this goat, and then it attempted to eat my arm while i was ranting about how melting butter is bad for the soul...

I still cant piece it together.


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An elephant once rubbed the nose part of its trunk all over my face backstage at Barnum and Bailey Circus

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 Post subject: Re: Weirdest memory you have
PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:09 am GMT 
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Probably not the weirdest memory I have, but one time when I was seven years old, I "played" Fear Factor, i.e. I tightrope walked on the railing on the back deck of my grandma's (now my) house, and I fell off the railing and into the garden below. I hurt my arm and I was like crying and stuff, then my folks came out to survey the damage, giving me apple juice to calm me down. Note that I actually might've done this before or after the incident took place. I was a strange kid back then.

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 Post subject: Re: Weirdest memory you have
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:36 am GMT 
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I have a few false memories (it's more common than you'd think, according to what I've read). One involves being almost left in the woods as a little kid. It's definitely false, because it just doesn't make any damn sense.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:17 am GMT 
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I once woke up next to a duck.

(This may need a little more context:) We were camping in the woods (two friends and me), it was winter, cold as hell, and i woke up in the middle of the night because it was too cold.
To my surprise, there was a duck right next to me. It woke up, we had a second of awkward eye-contact, then it flew away.

I am still not sure whether it was reality or cold-induced hallucination (Aren't ducks supposed to be in the south during winter?!).
It may be the latter, at one point i couldn't feel my legs.
Best. Camping. Ever. (No sarcasm, it really was hilarious)


Also a clown once urged me to imitate a dog in front of hundreds of people.
I still hate that clown.


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There's this pond near my house where ducks all live, and years ago we had a couple of geese who lived there as well. I would ride the school bus home every day and it would pass that pond. Every day when the bus came by, the goose would lower its head and charge at the bus, honking away.

It must have been the diesel engine sound. My uncle had a diesel truck for a while and the goose would charge him every time he drove by as well. My uncle thought it was hilarious. He'd always slow down and honk his horn back at the goose, chuckling.

We have geese at the pond again now. Hopefully none of them have a grudge against buses.

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