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Patron Un-Saint of Nostalgia
 Post subject: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:13 pm GMT 
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Make announcements over a starship's Public Address system. The ship is huge, and for an idea of what I mean by that, each deck is basically a world unto itself.

Now, make your announcements! For example:

Attention, residents of deck 1124557BA. Your declaration of independence from the rest of the ship has been recognized! All airlocks will be opened for atmospheric venting in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:00 pm GMT 
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Attention all Staff of deck 38D, who gave the AI permission to dispense deadly neurotoxin upon birthday cake requests?

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Patron Un-Saint of Nostalgia
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:31 pm GMT 
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Attention residents of deck 33333527D. We do not CARE what your blood messiah demands; your annual garland wars against deck 33333527E will no longer be tolerated.

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The Personification of Spring
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:49 am GMT 
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Attention passengers in sector 3571: could someone please go and cover up the vat of toxic waste beneath the main walkway? We'v gotten fifteen incidents in the past week alone.

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:52 am GMT 
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Hello. This is God. I see what you did there.

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:48 pm GMT 
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Attention all personnel of deck 450A, we would REALLY love to send some backup for that "gigantic space monster that's eaten half of the children", but we all currently have headaches from that radiation breach in Sector 6G. Here's some helpful tips the guys at the lab sent me. *Ahem* "Do not get eaten by the gigantic space monster". What kind of advice is that?


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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:37 am GMT 
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.. holding your briefcase above your head may keep you saver...

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:14 pm GMT 
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Don't go into it mouth! THAT'S HOW IT EATS YOU!

Also, attention deck 4890210B. Your captain would like to inform you that the fasten seat-belt light is now on.
...why, you ask? We just don't want you lot moving around. Seriously, how obvious is an open grate with SPIKES below it? STOP FALLING INTO THINGS!

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:07 am GMT 
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Attention, would the owner of a white bmw please turn of their alarm. thank you.
it's funny if you're familiar with taking the washington state ferry

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The Mac Doctor
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:57 pm GMT 
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Attention all decks there is a wedding in progress on deck 15 forward observation lounge. A Mr. Mordecai Heller and Ms. Westinghouse Iron would be honored by your presence. All guests will please maintain proper symmetry in both attire and seating during the ceremony. Thank you.

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:56 am GMT 
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attention deck 3, your coffee is ready.

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 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:10 am GMT 
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Attention sector 634221. This is an emergency. Please don your battle suits. Someone let the killer bees out of the honeycomb chamber again. You know the drill. And parents? Please remember to don your own suit before helping your child into their suit. You will be no help to them if you get stung, and besides, you are a much bigger target than they are. Thank you.


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Guys I totally write now.
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:04 pm GMT 
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Attention sector 25519, Bees. That is all.


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The Mac Doctor
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:46 pm GMT 
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Attention all hands, please remember that the onboard lavatory is for reliving yourself and not for other errr activities of a more personal nature. Also the occupancy allowance for the lavatory is one at a time, not two or more. Thank you.

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Guys I totally write now.
 Post subject: Re: Starship PA System
PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:55 pm GMT 
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[quote]of a more purrsonal nature/quote]

had to make that.

Attention deck 1220, You'd better start using propane or I'll kick your ass. I tell you h'wat.


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