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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:46 pm GMT 
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32. Hook up a dvd player to the giant wall of LCD tv's and pop in your hilariously obscene film/home movie of choice.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:44 pm GMT 
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33. Set up a table in the edible goods area and proceed to have a delicious dinner of everything on the shelf.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:57 pm GMT 
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34. Start a tomato fight.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:34 pm GMT 
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35. Hide in a clothing rack, and as people pass by shout "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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36. Draw faces on the fruit.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:58 pm GMT 
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37. Get some tomato juice and draw a trail to the ladies' restroom.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:32 pm GMT 
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Go to sports department with three friends.
Aquire four tennis raquets, and proceed to Soft Toy section.
Choose a shelf to serve as a net, and select a soft toy to use as a ball.
Commence playing a friendly game of doubles tennis.
Don't worry if you loose the "ball" in play, just grab another teddybear and keep playing!

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It's always the quiet ones...
 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 11:25 pm GMT 
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Apparently all you have to do is go to the kids toy section and test the bounciness of each the bouncy glitter ball. It happened to me. Kind of confused me too.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:54 pm GMT 
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Same thing happened to me and my brother, except we were scolded, not kicked out.

40. Go to the Toy Section, pick out a Nerf sword, and proceed to go "Zorro" on everyone.

41. Go to Walmart wearing a blue shirt and "help" every customer you can.


Just wanted to mention, Walmart is basically the "mall" where I live; almost ALL of the teens go there after school to hang out.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:12 am GMT 
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42. Ask the employees to direct you to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything :D

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43. Take a "survey", starting with seemingly innocent questions that lead up to horribly obscene ones, possibly involving sex or drugs. Repeat as many times as necessary.

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44. Find the most expensive item in the store, and pay for it using only change.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:29 pm GMT 
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45. Climb a shelf and start playing Parkour from shelf to shelf


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Lawfully... reclined?
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Ask if you can buy one of those donation funnels or Rube Goldberg-like contraptions that you roll your coins down in.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:48 am GMT 
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47.(?) Go to the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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