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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:51 pm GMT 
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16. repeatedly ask which aisle the darkest secrets of the world are in.
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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:24 pm GMT 
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I thought you typed dessert secrets. Nurr
17. Start ranting about consumerism to the customers in the yarn aisle. Pelt those who oppose with yarn.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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you're having a really hard time reading my posts, aren't you?

18. teach yourself to juggle produce.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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19. Take a fishing pole, an inflatable pool, and a lawn chair and set up camp where plenty of people can see.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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20. Build a cereal box fort in the isle, then declare war on other customers.

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21. Talk to tomatoes.
22. Smile at squash.
23. Waltz with potatoes up and down the grocery aisle.

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24. Pull a hair from some random customer/employee's head, and run around screaming, "DNA!!!"

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25. Put on a surprise rock concert. Except that you don't know how to play any of the instruments.

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26. Walk around the clothing section, telling people that you "haven't showered in weeks".

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You have no idea how true that is to me.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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27. Walk around, posing as the Clorox guy with the two socks on a board.

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28. Alternatively, walk around the store and every five minutes pick up a product and start screaming, " HI, I'M BILLY MAYS, HERE WITH..." and proceed to explain the product and get customer participation.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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29. Charge people money after they eat a free sample.

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 Post subject: Re: How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart
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30. Steal a baby. It never fails. (And if you do it NOW, we'll send you to jail absolutely FREE!)

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31. Proudly brandish a Vuvuzela.

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