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 Post subject: Um, guys?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 6:00 pm GMT 
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We have a problem.

I ran over someone on the way to the store.

He's dead. 0~0"


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The Biffrog
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:13 pm GMT 
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Vehicular manslaughter's only punishable for a couple years at worst.

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 Post subject: Re: Um, guys?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:47 pm GMT 
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Yeah, but it gets worse...

I panicked... And stuffed his body in my trunk.

No one saw... I think. >___>


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 Post subject: Re: Um, guys?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:19 pm GMT 
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Meh... nothing a little quicklime can't fix.


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The Biffrog
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Can I borrow it? It'd make a bitchin' lawn decoration for Halloween!

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 Post subject: Re: Um, guys?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:46 pm GMT 
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Might be a problem if local animals try to eat him, though. I mean, scaring little kids aside, it'd mess up your lawn pretty bad.


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What kind of dumb game is this? Just dump it in some guy's lawn. Don't need to make a big deal out of it.

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(sorry for the late post but i am a pest like that but) Ebay. Thick coat of clear lacer & sell it on ebay

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feed him to Audrey 2.

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Chop him up, and slowly put the parts in a bathtub of acid. ........

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Cedar wrote:
feed him to Audrey 2.


Seconded.

That or Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett would sure appreciate the donation.

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Cedar, extra points for that reference.

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 Post subject: Re: Um, guys?
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lol pop culture references FTW! extra points rock!

anyway, another idea is dipping him in bleach and then duct taping him to the underside of the Brooklyn Bridge.

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It's always the quiet ones...
 Post subject: Re: Um, guys?
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Hmmm.
I think feeding him to Audry II is an excellent idea. maybe you could just sneak into the cemetery in the dead of night and bury him in someone else's grave. It's a cemetery so a body wouldn't be out o place. *shrugs shoulders*
Or you could just dump it in someone's yard.
What about ditching it in a dump somewhere.?

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