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 Post subject: More Than Just Failure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:34 pm GMT 
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The woods surrounding the riverbed were quiet that morning. The wind dared not even disturb a single leaf from capturing the sunlight from the air and holding it in for warmth and nourishment. The sun.... How the little unicorn HATED the sun.

Digging her hooves into the muddy ground, she heaved with all her might to pull the small boat in toward the shore, the rope straining and threathening to split even between her teeth. Stupid sun and stupid rope.... Where in the Moon's name was he anyway!?

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The "he" in question suddenly burst from the surface of the water with a fish clutched in his mouth. "MMMFHMM!" He called in triumph... or at least he would if his mouth wasn't full of fish.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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She nearly dropped the rope, rage rising in her big eyes, but a faint greenish glow shimmered off of her horn. The same glow surrounded the fish, wrenching it from his teeth. Ponies didn't EAT FISH, ANY IDIOT KNEW THAT.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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The pony in the water coughed from almost having his molars ripped out, but just kept grinning as he ponypaddled over to the shore. "I told you I could catch one." he said rather proudly.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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'Shut up and help me with the boat!' She would have screeched, laying a foreleg into his shoulder... if she'd been able to.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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The other pony rolled his eyes and grabbed the rope between his teeth, giving his diminutive companion the last push needed to beach the craft.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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At last, she let go of the tether, rolling her jaws and lapping her tongue around, trying to get the feeling back into them.

"Thwur thlate thass thlast thleek..." She mumbled, trying to realign her jaw.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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"Uhhh... something about a brass band?" The taller pony, gray pelted with a ebony mane with golden highlights, arched an eyebrow. This wasn't the first time his friend had spoken complete gibberish.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:08 pm GMT 
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The little unicorn glared at him, turning to lap up a mouthful of water from the river, gagging slightly as the ice cold water hit her teeth.

"Gehhhhh!" She shivered, then turned back, still glaring. "I said, 'We're late!'"

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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HIs eyes widened and he leapt to his hooves! "We're late!? Oh my gosh, we're late we gotta go now!" He spoke in a panic as he galloped circles around the unicorn... until he stopped and thought for a moment.

"Wait... what are we late for again?"

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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"In getting out of this bloody forest, I mean, of course." She explained, approaching the boat. "Did you remember to stock the boat?"

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
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He sat on his hindlegs and huffed. "Well, I was in the middle of doing that when SOMEBODY decided to magic my catch back into the river."

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:18 pm GMT 
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The unicorn quirked a nonexistent eyebrow. "Archon, can you tell me what you and I have in common?"

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:21 pm GMT 
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The grey pony named Archon opened his mouth to answer, then closed it and gave the matter some thought. "Well...." He said after a moment, "We both want to cross the river." He smiled at his genius answer.

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 Post subject: Re: More Than Just Failure!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:24 pm GMT 
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She nodded patiently. "Yes, but that's not quite what I meant."

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