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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:41 pm GMT 
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"S'tradition, r'some shit," Aspen replied with a shrug, though she added with a little smirk, "De train rides c'n be fun...if'n ya c'n find a guy'r'gal who don' mind doin' it in a compahtment. De dangah a'bein' caught just meks it mo' fun."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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Maddie nodded. Yes there was that. And it was fun, really. But part of her wanted to be miserable, and she really hated dealing with the aftermath of such an encounter. There was always that awkward part where you had to right your clothes and kick him or her out of the compartment, because no way could you share one. It would be weird.

"I've slept with most everybody worth sleeping with. And I'm not going to start seducing the fifth years. Eugh."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Ah've been t'inkin'bout dat," Aspen said pensively, with a nod, "De tahm'll come when dere's nobody else ta shag, an' de only wones left'll be me an' you. Dere's only a small numbah left, as t'is.""

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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A frown crossed her face. "Yeah...a finite number of shags left. We'll either have to start making flings last longer, or shag everyone again. Well, the ones that aren't acting like jilted lovers, that is..."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Dere's fah too many'a dose," Aspen added, wrinkling her nose in distaste. She added curiously, "'Ow many gals've ya shagged, anaway? Y'tend ta prefer de boys."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Oh, only a handful or two," she replied shrugging. She never really cared for keeping track of all of them, she just knew who she'd shagged and who she hadn't. "Like I said, boys know better what to expect. None of that 'will you speak to me in the halls and can I hold your hand' shit."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Ugh! Dat's de worst," Aspen replied, wrinkling her nose, "When Ah'm datin' a gal, sho' Ah'll hold ya hand an' shit. But aftah a hookup in de broom closet? No way in 'ell!"

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Aaaaaand that's why I like boys. Generally just as promiscuous, but not nearly as emotionally attached after just a screw." She nodded once and pointed one finger, a trait, an action she had gotten from her mother.

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"De t'ing about me is," Aspen told her, still in a lazy drawl, "Ah prahfer women physic'lly, but Ah prahfer de ways boys t'ink. S'kinda annoyin'."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"That is a little problem," she admitted, her brow furrowing and her mouth turning down a little in concentration. "I wonder if you could take a boy and turn him into a girl. At least on the outside. I bet there's a curse or spell for it. You want I should ask Rosie for you? She'd know."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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Aspen, pondering this with a slow-growing and wicked grin, said softly, "Ah bet dere's a potion'r'sumthin'..." Once the grin reached it's full fruition, she gave Madison a look. "An' if we fahnd it, we'd need a guinea pig, just ta mek sure...pahaps a certain brot'er o'yers. He wouldn' mahnd, hm?"

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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Maddy's grin slid upward a notch, something crafty and cool and somewhat diabolical. "We will have a busy second half of the year. Owl breeding, studying, and turning my brother into a sister."

She paused for a moment, and added, "D'you think Rosie will have to be bribed to help?" And then, "You think we can convince her to take it, too? Just to see what she looks like as a boy?"

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Aww, she'd be a cute liddle garçon," Aspen said, chuckling to herself, "An' Ah'ms sure dere's somet'ing we could do t'convince'er."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"More than likely," she answered, grinning. Rosie wasn't one for experimentation, and not one to be blackmailed, but she might simply volunteer for it. She was a perfectionist, after all. "She'll probably be easy to convince, too. She's a bit of a cheap date, when it comes down to it." As if the matter was closed and done with, Maddy nodded. "We can corner her later about it."

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 Post subject: Re: Crime and Punishment
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"Alrigh', we gotta plan," Aspen said with a low, wicked-sounding chuckle, her eyes swimming with mischief. When she was in a mood like this, people had learned to watch out.

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